naijackellen:

life ain’t perfect cuz life ain’t yeezy

thejaguarr:

fetishlocker:

I love those moments where she essentially turns me into a human dildo. 

Indeed. 

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can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

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icanreadd:

To be honest.

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collegehumor:

BREAKING: SNAKES CAN OPEN DOORS NOW

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misstrini:

iinfinitestrength:

fuckyeahmovieclub:

I feel like men are more romantic than women.  When we get married we marry one girl.

Cause we’re resistent the whole way, until we meet one girl and we think: “I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great.”

But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option or something. I know girls that married they’re like: “Oh he’s got a good job.”

don’t you love those songs where the sound starts in one earphone and then you hear it like travel to the other one

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omgwang:

Taylor swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in the condom

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